Eric Clipperton’s Mother
“Ma”. She is late-stage valium addict.
Eric Clipperton’s Father
“Pa”. He is an ex-soybean-farmer. He was blinded in the B.S. hailstorm pf ’94, and now plays with a wooden paddle and a red ball attached to the paddle with a string all day every day.
A Mexican Guy
He becomes the manager of the tennis ranking systems and doesn’t know not to treat Clipperton as a real tennis player, so Clipperton is logged as #1 in the Boys’ 18 and Under division.