Avril Mondragon Tavis Incandenza Ed.D, Ph.D

Avril Mondragon Tavis Incandenza’s Father

He is the father of Avril. He is a once millionaire potato farmer in Québec, and an alcoholic who only feels his sad emotions whilst drunk. He, unlike his father, never throws anybody out a window whilst under the influence of alcohol. He dies of alcoholism.


Avril Mondragon Tavis Incandenza’s Mother

She is the mother of Avril, an extremely tall Québecois. She dies when Avril is eight.


S. Johnson

He is Avril’s dog who is killed accidentally by Orin Incandenza and Marlon Bain (who are under the influence of drugs and driving Avril’s car, to which Avril had hooked S. Johnson). Avril cries more about S. Johnson’s death than she does about her husband’s.


Mr. Reehagen

He is a neighbor of the Incandenza’s who hooks up the hose and helps Avril when Hal Incandenza accidentally eats basement mold.


Ken N. Johnson

He is a hairy-shouldered Islamic M.D. that Avril has an affair with, one of the rumored thirty medical attachés with whom she sleeps.